INSULTANCY SERVICES

    Any sufficiently complex problem is as multifaceted as its solutions. Solving these problems often presents us with a task similar to closing Pandora's box. Organisations often place themselves in boxes resembling hell with fluorescent lighting, and closing them merely traps hope inside. 

Insultancy removes the box.


    By boldly invoking arguments targeting faulty reasoning, Insultancy uses deliberate affront to be free of all constraint. Shameless presumptuousness cuts through Gordian knots of complexity, clearing confusion and easing difficulty for any organisation.

 

UNSTRUCTURED DisCORPORATION

Insultancy is a wholly owned and operated subsidiary of Idolec Pty Ltd, an ASIC-registered Australian company based in Queensland - proudly providing worldwide consulting services since 2012.


DECEPTIVE INCEPTION

Insultancy commenced business in December 2009 and has traded continually under the same name. 

Insultancy's corporate philosophies were generated at its inception to specifically align with the views of the managing director (Wayward Mis-director).

 

WAYWARD MIS-DIRECTOR

Michelle Hyde B.A.(I.T.), RHCSE, RSOQ, RSA.

  • Partially wasted 2011-2013 studying B.S. (Chemistry) before changing mind
  • Currently Undertaking B.A. Philosophy (Hons) 2014-2018
  • Un-Chartered Management Consultant
  • Expert Advisor Maven & Veteran Master Specialist
  • Licensed recreational pilot, Australian Parachute Federation member

 

FEATHERWEIGHT STAFFING MODEL

Insultancy staff are contracted where appropriate on a per-client basis to meet specific project needs. 

Specific services are provided directly by Insultancy when networked with particular experts.


INSULTING DISSERVICES

Insultancy provides specifically tailored organisational services, with particular emphasis on: 

  • Strategic/Business Opprobrium
  • Tactical/Operational Obloquy
  • Human Resource Castigation
  • Human Resource Upbraiding
  • Management Reproach
  • Corporate Vision Invective
  • Technology Persecution
  • Use-Case Analysis Vituperation
  • Design Specification Desecration
  • Environmental Impact Calumniation